If I Could Give My Hometown A Motto

  1. "Home of the world-famous surprise turning lane!"
    Atlanta, GA
  2. Get the Fuck out of our way: the town full of REALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE
    Bethesda, MD
    Suggested by   @lexie_elyse
  3. Let's bump into on someone you've been bumping into for 20 years and share an awkward nod's head !
    Vincennes, France 🇫🇷
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  4. "We're sorry we traded slaves, here have some crepes!"
    Nantes, France
    Suggested by   @solena
  5. Ann Arbor: "We're over-educated and white but we THINK we're diverse!"
    Suggested by   @readjulia
  6. "Say Hi on the Sidewalk but Don't Wave When Someone Lets You Merge: The Atlanta Way"
  7. Old Orchard Beach, ME: "No, this isnt my vacation home this is my actual home. Yes people actually live here all year long"
    Suggested by   @brimattia
  8. Ft. Myers, Florida
    Come to Southwest Florida- where traffic doubles Christmas - Easter 🍊Offer good statewide🌞🌴🍊
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  9. "No, we don't all know each other. No, we don't all love eating lobster or know how to sail. Yes, most of us wear L. L. Bean at least sometimes. Yes, I can tell you're a summer person."
    Blue Hill, ME. Population: 2,636 (in winter months)
    Suggested by   @sarahsolene
  10. The Sierra Foothills~you're likely either a white republican or you like to grow weed/make meth😳😱😂
    Suggested by   @cvlop61
  11. Pettytown: Where everyone knows everything about everyone and loves to hold it over their heads.
    Savannah, GA
    Suggested by   @natcorbs
  12. We're actually the state capital: St Paul, MN
    heres looking at you, minneapolis 😒😒
    Suggested by   @ellenh
  13. Seeing eye dog capital of the US
    Morristown, NJ
    Suggested by   @ellied
  14. Our craft beer is pretty good.
    Longmont, Colorado
    Suggested by   @andersun
  15. Yucaipa, CA: The town everyone pretends to know even after you explain it is halfway between LA and Palm Springs and literally no one has ever heard of it
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  16. Reedley, CA. Literally the fruit basket of the world. But really all we eat is carne asada tacos and tri tip sandwiches.
    Suggested by   @designordie
  17. "I've Actually Never Been Shot"
    Memphis, TN
    Suggested by   @stephani
  18. Please stop moving here. We're trying to keep it weird!
    Austin, TX
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  19. Park Slope/Brooklyn, NY: I'd love to stop and chat, but I'm late for my shift at the Food Coop.
    Suggested by   @lorimcs
  20. The city everyone thought sucked until LeBron James gave it some notoriety that was actually good, and then the Indians blew a massive lead in the World Series, so now everyone thinks it sucks again.
    Cleveland, OH
    Suggested by   @twigvicious
  21. Home of the waterpark from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
    Mesa, Arizona
    Suggested by   @sarahmccoy
  22. Thousand Oaks, CA: a great place to raise your kids, a great place to leave as soon as you graduate
    Suggested by   @jb_piper
  23. Blairsville Ga, We Just Got A Chick-Fil-A!
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  24. "Prince wuz here."
    Chanhassen, MN
    Suggested by   @TVAddict
  25. The only place where Jamie Farr is still famous
    Toledo, OH
    Suggested by   @SarahMoore
  26. Foxboro, MA: PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS! Also, we now have a Trader Joe's.
    Suggested by   @lorimcs
  27. Newburyport, MA: Where White Boys in Salmon Colored Shorts Can Be Themselves
    Suggested by   @sky