Least Tragic On-Screen Deaths

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  1. Bing Bong, Inside Out
    He's creepy and I didn't care.
  2. Ben Urich, Daredevil
    I didn't care.
  3. Mufasa, The Lion King
    I'm done living a lie, I actually don't care about this one.
  4. Ilana, LOST
    Weird timing, also I didn't care.
  5. Diablo, Suicide Squad
    I don't care about anything in this movie.
  6. Thorin, The Hobbit
    Didn't give a shit, it was about time.
  7. Every single person in American Horror Story: Coven
    Ryan Murphy didn't care about them dying, and neither did I.
  8. That firefly from Princess and the Frog
    Princess and the Frog isn't that good, wake the hell up America.
  9. Superman, Batman v Superman
    I didn't care.
  10. Voldemort, Harry Potter
    Confusing, I still couldn't tell you EXACTLY how he died (his spell backfired or something?), and I feel like we as a group do not talk about this major plot hole enough. But also I didn't care, Bellatrix was a better villain.
  11. Denethor, The Lord of the Rings
    He needed to go.
  12. Dale, The Walking Dead
    I hated Dale.
  13. Arlo's dad, The Good Dinosaur
    Did his dad even die in this? I did nottttt fucking care, this movie was awful.
  14. Lancel Lannister, Game of Thrones
    I didn't care because I was too busy WEEPING UNCONTROLLABLY ABOUT OTHER THINGS.
  15. All those government agents, Stranger Things
    Tragic for Eleven, not for those doucheturds.
  16. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars
    Didn't really have to die, kinda dumb.
  17. The ant, Honey I Shrunk the Kids
    It's a fucking ant.