Lengths of Time, Ranked from Shortest to Longest

  1. A fortnight
  2. The time since women gained the vote
  3. The time since the Civil War
  4. The time since the fall of the Roman Empire
  5. The time since the first man
  6. The time since the first dinosaur
  7. The time since the first single-cell organism existed on Earth
  8. The time since Earth was formed
  9. The time since the universe was formed
  10. The time since the Big Bang
  11. The infinite age of God Himself
  12. This work week.
    And it's only Wednesday.