Mary and Joe and Caitlin Are in a 60 Minute Long Line for the King Kong Ride. Ask Us Anything.

  1. Mary "Bout to Smack a Kid" Murphy, Caitlin "Has a Thing for Toll Roads" Wasko, and Joe "Blacked Out for a Little Bit on the Hulk and Is Worried He's Becoming Too Old and Weak for This Shit" Murphy are open for business.
  2. How many fanny packs do you see right now?
    Suggested by   @lesleyann
  3. @lesleyann MARY IS WEARING ONE RIGHT NOW.
  4. Show us someone who is a doppelgänger of someone famous!
    Suggested by   @PeteOnEarth
  5. My sister is kinda a doppelgänger of Rita Ora. At least I think so.
  6. Will start a game of charades with the people around you but only act out very elaborate scenes from Bee Movie?
    Suggested by   @mackenzieo
  7. @mackenzieo that movie is the devil and we are VERY Catholic, get out
  8. Five random people currently in line, ranked.
    Suggested by   @supabg
  9. @supabg from worst to best, it goes screaming kid # 1, girl with white sunglasses that only takes pictures with flash, Hispanic lady in front of my who ain't scared of shit, cannibal skeleton prop hanging on the wall, and then brave girl wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt at Universal
  10. Best way to die at an amusement park?
    Suggested by   @PeteOnEarth
  11. @PeteOnEarth surrounded by your FAMILY when you are 120 years OLD
  12. UPDATE: Made it y'all. Thanks for keeping us sane. Now we're gonna either go get eaten by or fall in love with a giant gorilla.
  13. Who wins in a fight: King Kong or Donkey Kong?
    Suggested by   @PeteOnEarth
  14. @PeteOnEarth trick question, they overcome their differences, fall in love, get married, and eventually adopt Diddy WELCOME TO 2016 PETER
  15. Why would you leave your beloved sister here to rot?
    Suggested by   @addiemurphy