1. Extremely Unreliable Rope Swing to Terrabithia
  2. Avengers: Roughly 3 Days of Ultron
  3. The Chronicles of Narnia: Jesus, Satan, and the Metaphor for Death
  4. The Hobbit: Battle of At Least Seven Small to Medium Sized Armies and Several Lone Individuals
  5. Harry Potter and the One Where Ginny Awkwardly Tied His Shoes for Him
    Gahd I hate this movie
  6. Thor: The Second One
  7. Star Wars: Attack of the Angst
  8. Star Wars: Angst of the Sith
  9. Equilibrium - that time Christian Bale had no feelings and then he did have feelings and then he killed everyone.
    Suggested by @saytrumbo
  10. Fantastic Four: Waste of the Silver Surfer
    Suggested by @TheSteve
  11. Extremely Negligent Parents: Lost In New York
    Suggested by @chrisgill
  12. The American Who Spends a Few Years On Mars and Considers Himself A Local
    Suggested by @jumo
  13. Guillermo del Toro's Big Budget Horror Movie with No Suspense Whatsoever
    Suggested by @cordeliane
  14. Inception: That Movie that Made You Throw a Pillow at your Friend Who Made You Watch It
    Suggested by @AliciaNF26