I've actually thought about this a lot.
  1. Literally, a twig
  2. Like on the ground in the woods
  3. Also a rock
  4. Like a small pebble
  5. At the bottom of the ocean
  6. Voldemort was a fucking idiot for giving his horcruxes any sort of meaning or sentimental value
  7. He got what was coming to him
  8. I'd live forever