My Official Royal Title

It's Game of Thrones season y'all, and during Game of Thrones season, you will refer to me in the proper manner or your ass is getting ignored.
  1. Joe Murphy
  2. Either First or Like Fifth of His Name Depending How You Look At It
  3. Lord of the North Georgia Mountains and Protector of the Crickets that Ended Up in the Basement Where I Slept as a Child
  4. Eater of Chicken
  5. Lover of 80s Music and Movies
  6. Advocate of the Oxford Comma
  7. And Patron Saint of People Who Were Told They Were Smart as Children and Then Got Reality Checked Straight to the Gonads a Little Bit During College