OH NO THEY DIDN'T - MOVIE EDITION
Just things that made me gasp internally while watching them
- •When Frankie Muniz hits Skip on the baseball field in My Dog SkipOh no he DIDN'T.
- •When the evil German fighter sucker punches Hillary Swank in Million Dollar BabyOh no she DIDN'T.
- •When Salim lets go if Latika's hand when they're trying to get on the train and escape in Slumdog MillionaireOh NO he DID NOT.
- •When the evil moonshine guy hits Skip with a shovel in My Dog SkipOH NO HE DIDN'T.
- •When Sarah Paulson throws that thing at Lupita Nyong'o's face in 12 Years a SlaveOh NO she didn't.
- •When Gary Oldman shoots the reporter lady in Air Force OneOhnohedidnt.
- •When Rose was like "Fuck THIS" and jumped off the lifeboat back onto the sinking TitanicOh no she did NOT.
- •When Mulan did the math and was like Cannon + Mountain = AVALANCHE, BITCHOh no she didn't.
- •When Frankie Muniz was like "Stick it up ya big fat butt" to the bully in My Dog SkipOh no he didn't.
- •WHEN THE BROTHERS REUNITED IN THE IMPOSSIBLEOh no they didn't BUT OH YES THEY DID
- •When Tom Hanks does the tooth thing in Cast AwayEw no he didn't.
- •When Amy hit herself with the hammer in Gone GirlEw no she didn't.
- •When Elizabeth totes made out with Jack in Dead Man's ChestOhhhh no she didn't.
- •When the fox scratches Judy in the face in ZootopiaOH no he didn't.
- •When Alan was like WE CAN'T SAVE YOUR BROTHER in The Imitation Game and then they let the brother dieUGH oh no he didn't.
- •In Inception when Leo was like "But we DID grow old together" and then it shows them growing old together and then his wife like diesOh no he didn't.
- •In Serenity when River is like "Ok my turn" and then just like annihilates an army of aliens with an axeOh no she didn't.
- •And when Kevin Bacon is like YOU CAN'T HAVE A DOG RIGHT NOW at Frankie Muniz's damn BIRTHDAY PARTY in MY DOG SKIPOH. NO. HE. DIDN'T.