Reasons I'm So Much Better Than You

It's such a burden yet here I am. Bearing it.
  1. I use night mode on Twitter to conserve battery.
  2. I drink water, like, all the time.
  3. I actually enjoy TurboTax.
  4. I made a podcast.
    It's called the Mac and Cheese podcast, and the first episode guest stars @marymurphy. Topics of conversation include The Walking Dead, the 2009 Cameron Diaz psychological thriller The Box, and the Pope. It's absolutely magical and I'm expecting a call from NPR any day now. Please feel free to listen: