REASONS WHY "HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME" IS THE MOST INTENSE, BADASS DISNEY MOVIE

  1. It starts with a murder, and then an attempted murder. Of a baby.
  2. There is a song about actual hell.
  3. That song about actual hell? It's also about the old bad guy lusting over the girl.
  4. Esmeralda ain't no damsel.
  5. She almost calls Phoebus a son of a bitch but then gets cut off.
    Scandalous.
  6. There's some badass Catholic moments.
    #mostcatholicdisneymovie
  7. Someone almost gets burned at the stake.
  8. Paris gets set on fire basically.
  9. This happens.
  10. The guy does not get the girl.