ROLLER COASTER THEMES I WOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN

  1. The Shining: The Ride!
  2. It's a Small World After All When You See Someone You Know on Tinder
  3. Dante's Divine Comedy
  4. Dueling GOP Candidates (3 different tracks)
  5. The Battleship Potemkin Adventure!
  6. The Oxford Comma
  7. That Miracle of Life movie you watched in Health class
  8. The Trail of Tears: Need 4 Speed
  9. Catholic Saints
  10. Taxes
  11. Escape from Indentured Servitude
  12. Disappointing Sequels
  13. "The Talk"
  14. How It's Made: The Ride
    Who are we kidding I would ride the shit out of this one.