SIGNS THAT I AM OLDER THAN I WOULD LIKE TO THINK

  1. I just tried to act cool while handing out cake samples to a group of high school hooligans
  2. I eat oatmeal more than 4 times a week (@lesleyann)
    Suggested by   @michael_circa91
  3. I still wish bootcut jeans were cool.
    Suggested by   @amieshmamie
  4. I want to be in bed by 10
    Suggested by   @julesypeeps
  5. I've googled "what songs are popular right now" for a list.
    Suggested by   @dfly
  6. Hangovers take over 24 hours to resolve.
    Suggested by   @shainadesai
  7. I have a hip that clicks when I stand up after squatting (and my knees aren't exactly silent, either).
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo
  8. I talk a lot about how I am on snapchat when I am around my teenage cousins. They're never impressed.
    Suggested by   @evak
  9. i could not tell you which member of one direction is which.
    Suggested by   @manda
  10. Everyone gets tired/quiet around the same time at parties and excuses usually involve wanting to watch some episode of tv
    Suggested by   @estherlimtf
  11. I still don't know what Periscope is!! Or what "ghosting" is. Also who is Shawn Mendes?
    Suggested by   @lesleyann
  12. Had to ask my sister what a "trap queen" was, and also make her decipher for me what words he was even saying
    Suggested by   @annie_teee