1. Mind reading and mind control
    You would have no friends because no one would ever want to be around you
  2. Super strength
    You could never participate in organized sports because it wouldn't be fair
  3. Invisibility
    You would not be able to see anything if your eyes were invisible, because of how light works and stuff
  4. Teleportation
    You could end up inside a wall
  5. Stretchy limbs
    Everyone will want you to reach things for them
  6. Flight
    It would be super cold up there
  7. Changing into animals
    Have fun having no opposable thumbs you lizard