THE GOONIES, RANKED
You CANNOT sit with us if you have not seen this movie.
- 7.AndyShe's kinda lame and gets put into the damsel in distress role a lot, but hey she's got killer piano skills.
- 6.BrandAlways too cool for this shit. Always tryna make it with Andy.
- 5.ChunkRelies a little too much on fat jokes and is not around for a lot of the action, but the scene where he has his hand in the blender and he's confessing everything he's ever done wrong is the best part of the movie.
- 4.MikeyThe beating heart and soul of the Goonies, keeps them going strong even when everyone else is kinda over it, great motivational speaker.
- 3.StefNot very fleshed out as a character, but she's confident as hell and her one liners are the best out of all of them.
- 2.MouthTHE classic Corey Feldman role, fight me. Also, the part where he's translating English to Rosalita.
- 1.DataAlways prepared. So underappreciated. He spends months and months inventing these things you guys.