THE GOONIES, RANKED

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  1. 7.
    Andy
    She's kinda lame and gets put into the damsel in distress role a lot, but hey she's got killer piano skills.
  2. 6.
    Brand
    Always too cool for this shit. Always tryna make it with Andy.
  3. 5.
    Chunk
    Relies a little too much on fat jokes and is not around for a lot of the action, but the scene where he has his hand in the blender and he's confessing everything he's ever done wrong is the best part of the movie.
  4. 4.
    Mikey
    The beating heart and soul of the Goonies, keeps them going strong even when everyone else is kinda over it, great motivational speaker.
  5. 3.
    Stef
    Not very fleshed out as a character, but she's confident as hell and her one liners are the best out of all of them.
  6. 2.
    Mouth
    THE classic Corey Feldman role, fight me. Also, the part where he's translating English to Rosalita.
  7. 1.
    Data
    Always prepared. So underappreciated. He spends months and months inventing these things you guys.