THE SICKEST BURNS IN MOVIE HISTORY

  1. "Your mom goes to college."
    Kip, Napoleon Dynamite
  2. "I am disinclined to acquiesce your request. It means no."
    Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean
  3. "It's not like there isn't air inside."
    Edmund, The Chronicles of Narnia
  4. "Laura, I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."
    Wheelchair girl, Mean Girls
  5. "And when my eyes are closed I see you for what you truly are, which is UGLAAAAY."
    Viola, She's The Man
  6. "Francis."
    Deadpool, Deadpool
  7. "Eat my shit."
    Minnie, The Help
  8. "You don't wanna help? Fine. You can stick it up ya big fat butt."
    Willie, My Dog Skip
  9. "You're tacky and I hate you."
    Billy, School of Rock
  10. "He was so loud we could've shot him in the dark."
    Haldir, The Lord of the Rings
  11. "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
    Bender, The Breakfast Club
  12. "Rochefort... isn't that a smelly kind of a cheese?"
    Porthos, The Three Musketeers
  13. "You are a smelly pirate hooker"
    Ron, Anchorman
  14. "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?"
    Ron, Anchorman
  15. "You. Have bad. Hair."
    Veronica, Anchorman
  16. "He may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
    Rufus T. Firefly, Duck Soup
    Suggested by   @MatthewAlmont
  17. "Yeah? I just got back."
    Veronica, Heathers
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  18. I couldn't find the GIF for "Asphinctersayswhat?"
    Suggested by   @Egghead
  19. "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
    Kip, Napoleon Dynamite
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  20. "Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"
    Will, Good Will Hunting
    Suggested by   @kate81
  21. Your mother was a hamster...
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    Suggested by   @jb_piper
  22. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    Suggested by   @sarasummers212
  23. "I have class, and you don't."
    Annie, The Parent Trap
    Suggested by   @marrypotter
  24. "You're a virgin who can't drive." -Tai, Clueless
    Suggested by   @playcait
  25. "Well then I HATE you, and I hate your ASS FACE!"
    Corky St. Clair, Waiting for Guffman
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  26. And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people: because you're BASTARD people. That's what you are! You're just bastard people!"
    Corky St. Clair, Waiting for Guffman
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  27. This
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  28. "Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
    Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
    Suggested by   @mackenzieo
  29. "You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone!"
    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  30. "I get what I want. And this winter break, I want Jordan."
    Holiday in the Sun
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  31. "I'll be the victim!" "All your life."
    Wednesday Adams, Adams Family Values.
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  32. Bogart!
    Suggested by   @poewar
  33. "Well you play ball LIKE A GIRL."
    Sandlot
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  34. "I'm Picasso! You uncultured swine!"
    Mr. Potato Head, Toy Story
    Suggested by   @lesleyann
  35. "FUCK yo grapes!"
    Adam, Workaholics
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  36. "Let me guess; you have a great personality."
    Emperor Kuzco, The Emperor's New Groove
    Suggested by   @lesleyann
  37. "Hey Benny! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the Rivvvverrrrrr!"
    O'Connell, The Mummy
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  38. Brink, the Disney Channel Original Movie Brink!
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  39. "Call me when your boobs come in." *scoffs* "Call me when yours come in."
    Bridesmaids
    Suggested by   @michael_circa91
  40. "A higher power will judge you for your indecency." "Ooh, Tom Cruise?"
    Olive, Easy A
    Suggested by   @michael_circa91
  41. "I like your nurse's uniform, guy." "These are O.R. scrubs." "O.R. they?"
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  42. "Excuse me, officer, dont you know who this man is? This here's the man who put the space in Spike's teeth. The man who knocked the hair off Hatler's head. He's the best, he's the greatest, he's my dad, James 'The Jack Hammer' Shackon. Now daddy shake the man's hand, and lets be on our way."
    Jasmine, Troop Beverly Hills
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  43. "I feel bad for you." "I don't think about you at all."
    Mad Men, not a movie but a sickass burn
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  44. "you're a filthy fucking no good liar!" -Andie, Pretty in Pink
    Suggested by   @playcait
  45. Suggested by   @ashepinnell
  46. Also not a movie but very vital in burn history
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  47. "I curse the day you were born"
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  48. "You haven't switched from liquor to dope, by any chance, have you Dexter?"
    Tracy Lord, The Philadelphia Story
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  49. "Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?" "No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife."
    C.C. Baxter, The Apartment
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  50. Suggested by   @ashlynparish
  51. ROD- All great men have moustaches FRANK- Yeah, but real men actually grow them
    Suggested by   @dboulet
  52. "I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon." "That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me." "It won't be the last."
    Westley, The Princess Bride
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  53. "It would be a shame to lose something so fine...so I'll be needing that dress back." Another amazing Barbossa burn
    Suggested by   @jordyn
  54. "Where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?"
    Brick Tamland, Anchorman
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  55. "I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner - and never call her again!"
    Champ Kind, Anchorman
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  56. Kat Stratford-10 Things I Hate About You
    Not exactly a "burn" but this girl was too good 👌
    Suggested by   @megg18
  57. "Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? ... If you lick my butthole."
    Brennan, Step Brothers
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  58. "What glows in the dark till you squish 'em?" "Fiiiiiiiiorflysssssss."
    Boy Scout Troup, The Pacifier.
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  59. The Sandlot is full of 'em
    Suggested by   @sethomas
  60. "Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?"
    Sick ass burn, Janis. Mean Girls.
    Suggested by   @zoenovascotia
  61. "Young, dumb and full of come..." Ben Harp, Point Break
    Suggested by   @kellimohr
  62. Kingsman. Colin Firth always.
    Suggested by   @madisonegallup
  63. Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa
    Suggested by   @triolist
  64. "I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground" - David(Paul Rudd), "40 Year Old Virgin"
    Suggested by   @cordeliane
  65. Also, "Your mother has an ugly face" -Little Rascals
    Suggested by   @noemimacias
  66. Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
    Suggested by   @coatdan
  67. "You're a fat loser and you have body odor" -Lawerence to Dewey, School of Rock
    Suggested by   @halgreene
  68. I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. - Harry Wormwood, Matilda
    Suggested by   @melanie028
  69. Not from a movie, but 👌🏼 Jessa: I bet you were born on a dirt floor! Guy: What is that supposed to fucking mean? Jessa: It means I don’t think you’re cool and your mother was poor.
    Suggested by   @melanie028