You would not believe how many grown adults attain this high honor.
  1. You dip your hand straight into the pile of samples.
  2. You use a toothpick, put said toothpick into your mouth, and then use said toothpick again.
    Please no.
  3. You put your used toothpick back into the pile of clean toothpicks.
    No. Why. Christ. No.