THE TRIPLE CROWN OF BEING A BAD SAMPLER
You would not believe how many grown adults attain this high honor.
- •You dip your hand straight into the pile of samples.No.
- •You use a toothpick, put said toothpick into your mouth, and then use said toothpick again.Please no.
- •You put your used toothpick back into the pile of clean toothpicks.No. Why. Christ. No.