The Ultimate, Brutal Ranking of the Cheaper by the Dozen Kids
If you can't handle this heat then get the hell out of the fire.
- 12.HenryPractically a background character, threw up in the kitchen, terrible choice in hats
- 11.KimThe quieter, lamer girl twin
- 10.MikeThe kid you babysit that you consider murdering
- 9.NoraLame oldest sibling, not really a part of the squad, lame that she dated Hank, gets better when she gets super pregnant
- 8.KyleInterchangeable with Nigel
- 7.NigelInterchangeable with Kyle, has a cooler name
- 6.JessicaThe more outspoken girl twin, stands up for Kim, great one liners
- 5.MarkKind of the realest, but also, like, chill Mark
- 4.LorraineLorraine's kinda lame, but I think there's an actual law that you can't put Hillary Duff in the bottom half of a ranking list, regardless of subject matter
- 3.CharlieGoes with the flow, is a 32 year old high school senior
- 2.JakeGoes with the flow and can shredddd on the blades and boards
- 1.SarahBadass, mastermind behind the greatest prank in film history, a.k.a. soaking Ashton Kutcher's underwear in a bucket of meat. You have a dark gift Sarah Baker.