Things I'm Pretty Sure I Could Do if It Was an Emergency

  1. 1.
    Man the counter at Subway
  2. 2.
    Climb a tree
  3. 3.
    Pick up a cat that's lying on its back staring at me
  4. 4.
    Give mouth to mouth
  5. 5.
    Correctly code an if statement within a for loop
  6. 6.
    Just kidding I couldn't pick up a cat that's lying on its back staring at me, what am I a wizard