Things I Would Do For Science

Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. Volunteer for a one-man mission to Mars or honestly any other location in space
    Lol I'd die, I'd die so quickly, but it would be in space
  2. Learn how to communicate with aliens.
    Psh I could do it (I'd go insane and die)
  3. Pull a Wolverine
    Ugh if I MUST
  4. NOT go back in time
    I'd fuck up and they would burn me at the stake, or I would die from disease, no thank you
  5. NOT test a virtual reality simulation
    I've seen Black Mirror, I know how that shit goes down, and I want no part in it. Also I'd die.