Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. Volunteer for a one-man mission to Mars or honestly any other location in space
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    Lol I'd die, I'd die so quickly, but it would be in space
  2. Learn how to communicate with aliens.
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    Psh I could do it (I'd go insane and die)
  3. Pull a Wolverine
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    Ugh if I MUST
  4. NOT go back in time
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    I'd fuck up and they would burn me at the stake, or I would die from disease, no thank you
  5. NOT test a virtual reality simulation
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    I've seen Black Mirror, I know how that shit goes down, and I want no part in it. Also I'd die.