Things That Took Me Way Too Long to Figure Out

Come on Joe.
  1. @chriscady 's profile picture is two faces put together
  2. How chicken eggs are fertilized
    Fun fact, the eggs you buy in the store are nevvvvvvvvvvvver going to hatch, 8-year-old me.
  3. That one lyric to "Dancing in the Street" is "Calling out around the world" and not "Holy night around the world"
  4. Shaving cream
  5. The creases on your palm do not magically spell out the first letter of your last name
    Unless your last name begins with M. Which mine does. Childhood was a confusing time.
  6. How iMessage vs Text Message works
    Lol sike I'll go to my grave not understanding this one