1. Ham is great
  2. Unless you don't like ham
  3. But then that's great too
  4. It's 2015, you do you
  5. Ham and cheese is great
  6. If I put a pig on top of a cow and then just like threw some wheat all over both of them, that would be like the grandfather of my ham and cheese sandwich
  7. I love ham
  8. I wonder if I've ever seen the clock say 1:04 AM before now