TIMES WHEN EDMUND FROM "NARNIA" GOT A FREAKING RAW DEAL

He is the victim here people.
  1. When he ran back into their house to get their dad's photo during the blitz and Peter chewed him out for it.
    I'M SORRY IF HE WANTS TO PRESERVE FAMILY MEMORABILIA PETER
  2. When he just wanted some dessert and ended up getting tricked by a witch into betraying his family/everything good in the world
    THE DESSERT WAS ENCHANTED HE WAS BASICALLY ROOFIED
  3. When he didn't get a magical/awesome gift from Santa because he was being held hostage in a prison cell by aforementioned sociopathic hell-witch
    HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR DAMN BOW AND ARROW THOUGH SUSAN
  4. When he had to take a damn spear to the gut to redeem himself in the eyes of the audience
    THE KID WAS LIKE 10 AND HE BASICALLY DIED
  5. The freaking ending when he was all happy to be king and then Aslan went and made Peter High King
    As the youngest of three brothers, I cannot. tell you. how not ok. I would be. with this. if I was in that situation. It's like, here I'm going to bestow upon you this great honor but then I'm going to give your brother, whom you have been struggling with as an authority figure for the entire film, a slightly better honor that basically cancels out your honor. Such a dick move Aslan.