I am the master of the following situations:
  1. Any conversation about Game of Thrones theories
  2. Whenever I'm trash-texting @marymurphy about Teen Wolf
  3. Any game of Capture the Flag
  4. Whenever I'm on a trampoline
  5. By myself in a movie theater
    There is a subtle art to owning this.
  6. Tutoring someone on the SATs
    I'll learn you under the table. Again, ask @marymurphy.
  7. Selling ham
    You guys, turns out I'm pretty good at selling ham in a mall kiosk. Strangers bought me snacks because they saw how good I was. That's how good I was.