TIMES WHEN LIFE ABSOLUTELY BETRAYED ME

  1. When that Series of Unfortunate Events Netflix trailer turned out to be fan made
  2. When Jurassic World kinda sucked
  3. When I fell asleep on that bus and ended up in downtown Atlanta
  4. When no one favorited that tweet that I thought was fire
  5. Whenever anyone younger than me accomplished way more than I had accomplished at that age
  6. When that black swan attacked me at the lake