TV Network Mottos

  1. We Went There
    Showtime
  2. The Coke to Showtime's Pepsi
    HBO
  3. The RC Cola of Television
    STARZ
  4. Get Ready to Be Confused about the Bad Words We Can and Cannot Say
    AMC
  5. We Haven't Heard of Us Either
    Cinemax
  6. Get Ready to Google What an Anthology Series Is
    FX
  7. We Have More Onscreen Death Than Game of Thrones
    National Geographic
  8. What your parents and grandparents are watching.
    CBS
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  9. Maybe if we say "very funny" enough times, it will become true.
    TBS
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  10. We cancel our shows right when you start liking them.
    FOX
    Suggested by   @sebastianbiondi
  11. We make TV for Baby Boomers
    CBS
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose
  12. Original Programming Distracts From Lack Of Good Movies
    Netflix
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose
  13. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
    TLC
    Suggested by   @liamduncandonuts
  14. Programming for married white middle-aged women.
    HGTV
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  15. Men. Sports. Testosterone.
    ESPN
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  16. Hulu
    See some seasons of your favorite shows and the entire Criterion Collection!
    Suggested by   @eliolsberg
  17. We Know Like A Little Bit About Drama. Also We're 13 Year Old Teenager.
    TNT
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  18. News is a relative term.
    FOX News
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  19. Basically A Spotify Playlist With Leather Jackets
    MTV
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  20. What MTV used to be.
    VH1
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  21. Fuck You
    Hallmark
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  22. Watch people make food you are too poor to afford, while you eat ramen noodles.
    Food Network
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  23. You can still be a kid, we won't tell anyone.
    Boomerang
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  24. Give us a chance
    USA
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  25. We ran out of cars and ate all the bread.
    OWN (Oprah Winfrey network)
    Suggested by   @biancasanchez
  26. Feel better about yourself watching the scum of the earth.
    E!
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  27. Look! Abs!
    The CW
    Suggested by   @jb_piper
  28. Amazon Prime
    Discussing this displays you have both TIME, and DISPOSABLE INCOME.
    Suggested by   @PassiveAggressor
  29. Shit's Outta Control
    Freeform
    Suggested by   @bailey
  30. We Know You're Only Here For The Harry Potter Marathon
    Also Freeform
    Suggested by   @bailey
  31. Ruining Families Since The 70s
    TLC (again)
    Suggested by   @smallthings
  32. Oh you were looking for ABC Family? Think again!
    Also Freeform
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  33. Old movies and softcore porn.
    Cinemax
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  34. The learning stopped a while ago.
    TLC (again)
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  35. We exist when it's not the Olympics too...
    NBC/NBC Sports
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  36. We had some extra cash so bought another X
    FXX
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  37. 90% Of our viewers walk on 4 legs
    C-SPAN
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  38. Think space is cool?!?! Think again.
    NASA
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  39. What MTV used to be back when MTV stopped being what it was designed to be.
    Spike
    Suggested by   @edrwood
  40. Somehow we crashed, just like the participants' adrenaline.
    Nick GAS
    Suggested by   @edrwood
  41. When you've already watched too much of the Food Network
    The Cooking Channel
    Suggested by   @Eric1
  42. YASSSSSS 🙌🏼
    Logo
    Suggested by   @hkelley
  43. You're Only Watching For Reruns Because Our New Programming Is Trash
    Disney Channel
    Suggested by   @lizlizliz
  44. Made by Stoners, For the Stoners
    Cartoon Network
    Suggested by   @lizlizliz
  45. Please Give Us Money
    PBS
    Suggested by   @lizlizliz
  46. We Show Bitchy, Rich People From Around The US.
    Bravo
    Suggested by   @MichaelRose
  47. Current Events & Travel for Hipsters!!
    Viceland
    Suggested by   @human_otter
  48. The CW—We're relevant again.
    Suggested by   @TVAddict
  49. What Are We Anymore?
    Nickelodeon
    Suggested by   @cheyennegaines
  50. Cute animals and the people who protect/save/tame/hunt them
    Animal Planet
    Suggested by   @terrisuico
  51. Ripping off shows from other networks since 1999
    fyi (formerly The Biography Channel)
    Suggested by   @terrisuico
  52. 🌿🚬😎
    Adult Swim
    Suggested by   @Zeealist