WEIRD THING JUST HAPPENED: SUBTITLE, I'M LOOKING FOR A CAR

  1. The sketchy guy I'm trying to buy a car from on Craigslist texted me to tell me he already sold it to someone else
  2. I was already planning on ruthlessly betraying him and looking for another seller
  3. But bitch beat me to it
  4. Side note, for all you wonderful Maryland listers, I'm looking to buy a cheap car that won't kill me. Don't all comment at once.