You Ain't Shit if Your 80s Movie Doesn't Have at Least 3 of These Things

  1. Walkie Talkies
  2. Letterman jackets
  3. A basement with a fort
  4. A fort out in the woods
  5. A kid's bicycle
  6. Kids walking around pushing bicycles
  7. Kids dropping bicycles literally anywhere with no fear of them being stolen
  8. A grouping of 3-4 outcast middle school boys, at least one of which has an older high school sibling, and one girl
  9. A small town with only one stoplight
  10. An unsupervised house party
  11. Government men in radiation suits
  12. An alien