You Heard of __________? Well Wait 'Til You Hear About _________!

  1. You heard of Harry and Ron? Well wait til you hear about...
  2. HARRY AND HERMIONE
    Honestly the strongest friendship in the book, and the most realistic relationship in the movies. I in no way think that they should have been romantic, and I've got nothing against Hermione and Ron ending up together, I just wanna shed some light on the fact that the Harry/Hermione pairing is ultimate friendship goals and it often gets overlooked in favor of the more traditional Harry/Ron pairing.
  3. You heard of books? Well wait til you hear about...
  4. TV AND ALSO SOMETIMES BOOKS BUT MOSTLY TV
    I'm officially done with feeling guilty about watching much more TV than I read books. It is my preferred method of storytelling.
  5. You heard of regular M&Ms? Well wait til you hear about...
  6. STRAWBERRY PEANUT BUTTER M&MS
    These were a thing for about a year during high school, and they rocked my friggin world.
  7. You heard of Watership Down? Well wait til you hear about...
  8. THE ENTIRE REDWALL SERIES
    It's a massive series of books set in a world of anthropomorphic woodland creatures, and it is fucking badass. I'm pretty sure someone gets a spear through their neck on multiple occasions. These are children's books.
  9. You heard of ketchup? Well wait til you hear about...
  10. KETCHUP AND HONEY MUSTARD MIXED TOGETHER
    Much like the rat in Ratatouille, I have an extremely refined palate that allows me to easily invent the most explosive sensory experiences that mere mortals can only dream of.
  11. You heard of the exponential curve? Well wait til you hear about...
  12. THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SERIES
    In defiance of any and all logic or modern science, each film in the Mission Impossible series actually seems to be getting better than the one before it. And there's been 5 so far. I'm not saying M:I:2 was robbed at the Oscars or anything, but have you guys seen Rogue Nation? Shit was tight.
  13. You heard of antisocial, jobless millennials? Well wait til you hear about...
  14. THE GENERATION THAT COMES NEXT
    I had a talk with my boss about this, and apparently the generation of kids currently being raised by millennials is gonna be suuuuuuuuper introverted and technology-dependent. But then again I don't have kids and neither does he so literally don't listen to a word I say. I THINK THEY'LL BE FIIIIIIIIINE.
  15. You heard of drinking a yogurt shake from Kroger for dinner? Well wait til you hear about...
  16. DRINKING TWO YOGURT SHAKES FROM KROGER FOR DINNER
    I'm bad to the bone.