Things I've Learned as an Adult (So Far)

  1. How to open a banana the right way
    Thanks chimpanzees
  2. Flossing is cathartic
  3. Stocks are boring
  4. Everyone has their own problems
  5. Dancing is 90% confidence
  6. I can't dance and the confidence thing is a lie
  7. The true meaning of the word scumbag
  8. No one really knows what they are doing