Stories to Tell Your Conservative Family at Thanksgiving
Also known as, how to put your grandmother on her deathbed.
- •After school I've decided to backpack across the country searching for my soul and to reconnect with Mother Nature (Optional: change the country you are traveling in. Bonus points for more controversial countries)
- •You have also decided to stop eating any good with a face. Instead you only eat food that starts with the letter Q.
- •While on your rebellious phase you've contracted a case of polio. Even though test positive, you still plan on never vaccinating your children.
- •Speaking of children, you and your partner plan to adopt all of your children from Syria.
- •And you're converting to Islam.
- •And setting up a rehabilitation camp to save refugees.