WHY I'M STRUGGLING SO HARD TO WRITE MY FIRST LIST

  1. My writing sucks.
  2. I think BJ Novak is going to read my list and think, "Damn that kids writing sucks!"
  3. I don't know what to write a list about. What the fuck I have a ton of lists in my head. WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
  4. I can't make clever list puns.