1. "30 years ago...four scientists saved New York"
    No. No. No. Winston wasn't a scientist.
  2. Everyone is playing themselves.
    Melissa McCarthy...congratulations you're Kevin James
  3. Hacky jokes and sight gags.
    Really? Slime in your "crack" "That's gonna leave a mark" "The power of patty compels you" Stupid.
  4. Melissa McCarthy
    Yup.
  5. The film was made
    Paul Feig you suck.