TOP 5 REASONS NEW GHOSTBUSTERS FILM IS GOING TO SUCK

  1. 1.
    "30 years ago...four scientists saved New York"
    No. No. No. Winston wasn't a scientist.
  2. 2.
    Everyone is playing themselves.
    Melissa McCarthy...congratulations you're Kevin James
  3. 3.
    Hacky jokes and sight gags.
    Really? Slime in your "crack" "That's gonna leave a mark" "The power of patty compels you" Stupid.
  4. 4.
    Melissa McCarthy
    Yup.
  5. 5.
    The film was made
    Paul Feig you suck.