While my daughter celebrates her bday, my mind does wander
  1. The quality of toilet paper in public restrooms
  2. Taking a picture of someone's butt because I was sitting behind them while they stick their head thru a cutout picture scene to have their picture taken
  3. Where breezes come from
  4. What I did for my 20th borthday
  5. Why salami has different flavors
  6. Dogestion
  7. If it's your birthday are you entitled to cake at another bday party
  8. Why were butterfliesinvented