WHAT I IMAGINE THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING FOR COURT TO BEGIN HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH

Long story but I was cited for driving with an unregistered vehicle. Now I waiting for the judge
  1. 1.
    Solicitation. There is a woman with a great figure and a very tough look
  2. 2.
    Drink driving. I bet half the folks here have driven drunk
  3. 3.
    Overeating. Someone here may be charged with excess buffet visitations
  4. 4.
    Passing bad checks. I suspect someone here bounced their rent check once too often
  5. 5.
    Disobeying a court order. Someone looks like they just do whatever the hell they want
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    Excessive team spirit. Why else would a wholesome cheerleader type be here with her accountant-looking dad?
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    Fashion faux pas while practicing law. Lawyers come in all shapes and sizes I suspect those in wool suits bill at a higher hourly rate than those in microfober