THIS LIST WILL MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE
You've been warned.
- •You ate more calories than you burned today.
- •You'll never be this exact age again. Only older.
- •Someone died today. Quite a few actually.
- •You didn't get around to working on that one thing today. You know the one.
- •Your exes are doing just fine without you.
- •You aren't volunteering enough.
- •That bad habit you should quit but won't until it's too late.
- •Adam Sandler is making another movie.
- •Everybody dies alone.
- •You use your phone too much.Also, it's probably giving you cancer.
- •There is someone better than you at everything.
- •You're wasting a lot of your money.
- •And brain power.
- •And potential.
- •You read this list instead of doing something with your life.