TYPES OF SNAPCHAT STORIES
There are others but these are biggies.
- 1.Dogs.Rarely cats.
- 2.Loud concertProbably some sort of DJ/dance music. Audio is DEFINITELY blown out.
- 3.Selfies (v.1)You're cute. We get it.
- 4.Selfies (v.2)Bashful/fake modest pictures where we're supposed to say, "no, you're not quirky, you're gorgeous!"
- 5.Pictures of natureMostly mountains, maybe some ocean. Overall boring.
- 6.Talking to the camera like it's a friendThis is the fucking worst. Usually combined with selfies (see #2 & #3).
- 7."Funny" picture using emojis and/or drawing toolStop doing this.
- 8.New York skylineEnough. We all know what it looks like.
- 9.Food.If there's one picture of food, expect three more minimum.
- 10.Some dude you don't know doing karaoke.Probably a mostly-forgotten '90s alt rock "classic." Probably an Eve 6 song.
- 11.The ex looking happy.I have a problem.