Please feel free to add to this public service announcement
  1. Ingrown toenail. Results will be gross AF, guaranteed.
  2. Swingers' club. I was trying to find a particular reality tv show of which I couldn't remember the name. Truly.
  3. Vaginal birth. I was trying to desensitize!
  4. Intestinal parasites. After a List conversation I just couldn't help myself.
  5. Dr Pimple Popper.... Unless you like watching people pop pimples like I do
    Suggested by @ohwellgeorge