So you're over the day and stress eating sounds like bliss

Sadly this is more east coast but maybe after my next Cali trip I'll have insight on the west side.
  1. 1.
    Whites Castle: sorry west coast but a midnight White Castle binge defines "stress relief". Like really Dr's Should prescribe this sh-t.
  2. 2.
    Mashed potatoes: need I say more? Cause if I need to say more ur a lost cause
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    Sonic: can I just bathe in the slushes? And don't forget to ALWAYS order the ched'r'peppers- multiple orgasm in my mouth.
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    Bacon on just about any burger. If you don't have the bacon your doing it wrong.
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    Ben and Jerrys: not just amazing because of their support for Bernie. I just wish jimmy Fallon's midnight snack was still available
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    Diner: happy waitress and disco fries. Fuck yes!
  7. 7.
    If you're ever in Newark/Harrison in NJ go for Gina's Pizzeria mega slice- it's like the day started with puppies and kittens not shitty birds singing at 430 am to get ur lazy ass up and to the gym to rev up for a sarcastically Fan-fucking-tactic Day.
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    Wawa: order a sammich of your choice and they'll also usually have a wide variety of fresh fruit of you wanna act like you're doing something healthy!
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    Dunkin': cause when life gives you lemons you tell Beyoncé to shove it up her ass and make millions and you'll stick with munchkins and a frozen dunkachino
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    Leftovers in mom's fridge: because this was adulting week, bills were due , broke set in and momma telepathically knew you were in distress and hANGRY. Just don't forget she deserves a thank you.