Top 5 mental images at the end of a LONG full moon at work

  1. A foot rub : and this coming from a girl who hates feet and people touching feet.
  2. Tequila: wine does nothing , vodka is for wimps, scotch is unavailable to the working class
  3. Soft downy good bed sheets: because realistically you know you have cold, old. Messy bed waiting for you- the fantasy is life
  4. Jail: because somehow you escaped killing everyone at work but your mind still imagines the OG you'd hope to be with all the OITNB advise you learned
  5. Teleportation : because full moon drivers are the pits and your commute is 45 minutes of a unadulterated road rage.