No one wants to hear them, but I have to let them out
  1. I dreamt that I saw Emily Schulman of the lifestyle blog Cupcakes and Cashmere and she was poorly dressed and mean and did not introduce me to her baby
  2. I dreamt that I went on a date with someone I had just gone a date with and it was exactly the same as reality just slightly more boring and I wore red lipstick this time
  3. I dreamt that I bit into a mango and the pit felt strangely firm and then someone pointed out to me that there was a dead mouse at the center of the mango
    This one has caused my mother to ask me daily if any negative event in my life is "the mouse in the mango"