MY SISTER IS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST

  1. She met her current boyfriend while they were both on stage dressed as internal organs. She was a liver, he was the large intestine. They've been dating for three years.
  2. She made ten wolf sculptures out of wax and non-specified human hair. My mother found a photo series of her on all fours with the wolf pack behind her, completely naked.
  3. She painted eyeballs on her eyelids and led an all night meditation in the lobby of a museum.
  4. She made tin foil hats that offered psychic and emotional protection and handed them out to strangers at concerts.
    These were surprisingly popular.
  5. She went to Oberlin.