MY SISTER IS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST
- •She met her current boyfriend while they were both on stage dressed as internal organs. She was a liver, he was the large intestine. They've been dating for three years.
- •She made ten wolf sculptures out of wax and non-specified human hair. My mother found a photo series of her on all fours with the wolf pack behind her, completely naked.
- •She painted eyeballs on her eyelids and led an all night meditation in the lobby of a museum.
- •She made tin foil hats that offered psychic and emotional protection and handed them out to strangers at concerts.These were surprisingly popular.
- •She went to Oberlin.