WHAT MY LITTLE BROTHER THOUGHT HAPPENED DURING MENOPAUSE

He drew pictures of each stage and hid them under his bed
  1. 1.
    Your breasts shrivel up
  2. 2.
    Then they fall off
  3. 3.
    You grow a small penis
  4. 4.
    Your body is so hot that it becomes permanently red
    This one is fairly accurate from what I hear