Crack-like Healthfoods and My Names for Them
Sorry for the douchebag nature of this list. I just really like these. Also I'm not gluten free/ only eat all this spirulina stuff cuz it helps w/ anemia & these taste good. Who cares leave me alone.
- •SuperEats Kale & Chia Chips AKA Cool RanchThese fuckers taste like Doritos.
- •Betty Lou's Nuts about spirulina & ginseng balls AKA Betty's got balls
- •Earthling Organics Matcha Bar AKA Green Brick
- •Heavenly Organic Honey Patties AKA Honey YorksAddicted to mini Yorks (not the dogs) also... The fun little gold wrapper ones are good too.
- •Mary's Gone Crackers GingersnapsNo nickname because I feel really bad for Mary.
- •Suzie's Thin Cakes AKA Suzie's too thin.The corn, quinoa & sesame turns stuff into popcorn sandwiches.
- •Spirulina and Goji Cubes AKA Hiker CubesHaven't hiked in a minute either. Soon tho! You can find these usually in the pick n' weigh section aka the buffet.
- •HERBAL CORNSuggested by @rebeccafern