Favorite Dog Breeds Ranked and Why

  1. 1.
    Beagle
    Velvet EARS. milk, dark and white mocha-lato coat. hound dog soul. So much soul. They live for squirrels and steak so when they show you love there's no doubt in your mind that they mean it. purest possible form.
  2. 2.
    Labbe/Beagledor
    ...Dumbledore. Labrador and Beagle did it and had the baby. Velvet EAR. Hound-Spunkiness of a beagle with the Labrador's loyalty and your classic all-american hunk look. Their love is a touch more unconditional. But LOVE is LOVE.
  3. 3.
    Basset Hound
    Beagle and a Sea Lion did it and had the baby. Extra velvet EAR. And all the hound dog soul... But in slow motion... beagle if gravity affected it 20x more. Hilarious and attractive body.
  4. 4.
    English Shepard
    Smart. as. a. whip. Understands English. So much love to give. Put one on a field with tons of sheep. There's nothing like it. They will pick up on bad vibes instantly tho. Vibesmen. best if you're in a positive, stable place in life - they will be your confidant. No questions asked.
  5. 5.
    Puli
    Funk soul brother
  6. 6.
    St. Bernard
    Even if this dog is female it will still be your uncle as well as your baby.
  7. 7.
    Weimaraner
    Sleek fashionista angels
  8. 8.
    Alice Kazan
    She may have been a poodle, but she was a breed unto herself.
    Suggested by   @zoe
  9. 9.
    Goldendoodle
    Crushed-velvet ear. Smart as balls. Spoons and loves to be spooned. Will take bullet for you and prefers showers to baths.
    Suggested by   @lesleyarfin
  10. 10.
    Jack Russell Terriers
    Suggested by   @Madison
  11. 11.
    Dachshund
    Suggested by   @dresh