Things I Did After Getting Stoned by Myself
I haven't smoked pot in while! My homeboy is working this weekend and I'm not really that religious.
- •Brushed my teeth for 15 minutesI have a sonicare.
- •Took my iron supplement and said "You're so good" out loud. Because I'm anemic and I've been trying to be a better grown up.
- •Ate leftoversBefore I even knew what I was doing. Seamless transition from iron to stuff.
- •Decided I was going to take myself to the movies.Cinderella... But then decided I'd rather see the new Noah Baumbach.
- •Pee'ed and said "You're okay." Out loud when I saw it.I ate beets and it was magenta.
- •Decided to drive to the movies.Really not safe... I know. And realized it as I was driving which is why I probably went at 3mph the entire way.
- •Parallel parked with grace and ease.Possibly my best.
- •Successfully snuck chocolate into Williamsburg Cinemas.Brooklyners know it's basically humanly impossible to sneak snacks in there.
- •Now the movie's about to start bye!