One rule: first name can't represent itself in the sentence. Bonus points for not using last name as the word it naturally doubles as.
  1. Joe Namath
    "I'm down for whatever you want to eat tonight. Sushi, Italian, Joe Namath."
  2. Eddie Vedder
    "I couldn't have said it Eddie Vedder myself."
  3. Stephen Stills
    "I've always seen Rick as my natural father, but Stephen Stills, I find myself thinking about my biological dad from time to time."
  4. Anne Hathaway
    "Tell you what; let's both drive to Las Vegas. I'll drive the first leg, Anne Hathaway there, we'll switch off."
  5. Ed Burns
    "I've had chlamydia before, and believe me, Ed Burns like a motherfucker."
  6. Andy Cohen
    "Girl, you need to leave him. You do everything for that man, Andy Cohen treat you like that?!"
  7. Emily Blunt
    "Emily Blunt with you right now, I think you've had way too much to drink."
  8. Cheryl Ladd
    "You want me to put your name on the guest list tonight? Cheryl Ladd you!"
  9. Madonna
    "There's a chance she might just be busy and that's why she hasn't texted back, Madonna know."
  10. The John Mayer may not be working. If I were you, I'd use the Starbucks bathroom down the street.
    Suggested by @DanaDigsYou
  11. Taylor Swift
    "Officer don't let her get away in that car, we need to Taylor Swift."
    Suggested by @Dustin
  12. Eddie Izzard
    "He made such a fuss about meeting on time, Eddie Izzard even here yet!"
  13. Ben Stiller
    "Can't get out of bed, never Ben Stiller in my life."
    Suggested by @kyle
  14. Martin Short
    "It's hot out today and we needed ice, so he went to the Martin Short sleeves and flip flops because no shirts, no shoes, no service."
    Suggested by @QuinnBeswick
  15. Demi Moore
    A lot of people are repulsed by any amount of cowbell but Demi Moore is definitely better.
    Suggested by @sloan
  16. Carson Daly
    "There's a huge difference between high performance sports Carson Daly drivers that are far more practical."
  17. I asked him if he regretted doing that, but it turns out Aziz Ansari.
    Suggested by @ricky
  18. I went to the zoo but I didn't see Amy Poehler bears.
    Suggested by @hollis
  19. Dustin Hoffman
    If you get something on your shirt just Dustin Hoffman
    Suggested by @JP
  20. Imogen Heap
    "His room was an absolute mess; Imogen Heap upon heap of dirty clothes everywhere!"
    Suggested by @Nicholas