Common Dialogue Directly Preceding Intercourse in Pornography 📂

Or: the last thing uttered before banging (Capping off Draft Week with this light hearted list. I never posted because I always felt there was more research to be doneAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAthis list will surely be deleted upon public launch, so have fun with the suggestions. This means you @olive !! -Ed)
  1. "Let me show you."
  2. "Oh yah?"
  3. "I'm sure we can arrange something."
  4. "Maybe you should come over here and find out."
  5. "This is Tommy."
  6. "Anything?"
  7. "This is Brent."
  8. "Are you kidding me?"
  9. "Can you please put the dog outside?"
  10. "Agreed and accepted!"
  11. "A hearty YES!"
  12. "I REALLY want this A."
  13. "I REALLY want this D."
  14. "RAMON!!! Is that your COCK in the popcorn?"
    Suggested by   @olive
  15. "We think you'd be a great fit for the soccer team, but you have to go through a SPECIAL tryout process..."
    Suggested by   @olive
  16. Yes, doctor, PLEASE show me how you can exorcise those demons!
    Suggested by   @olive
  17. "Thomas Jefferson was born on April 13, 1743, in Shadwell, Virginia. He was a draftsman of the U.S. Declaration of Independence; the nation's first secretary of state (1789-94); second vice president (1797-1801); and, as the third president (1801-09), the statesman responsible for the Louisiana Purchase."
    Suggested by   @sky
  18. "*Seinfeld bass riff*"
    Suggested by   @sky
  19. "Ok, just sit on that couch facing the camera...."
    Suggested by   @olive
  20. "So, where you from?"
    Suggested by   @dcerruti
  21. Hey, towel boy!
    Suggested by   @ljb4201
  22. "I AM DRACARO THE INTERCOURSE WIZARD. LET US PROCEED WITH INTERCOURSE"
    Suggested by   @Waz
  23. "Oh yeah? You and what army?"
    Suggested by   @Waz
  24. I'm sorry officer
    Suggested by   @dena
  25. "Lemon stealing whore"
    Suggested by   @ErinFlaherty
  26. "Here's the tip"
    Suggested by   @TJ
  27. Prove it
    Suggested by   @tombatten