Here's What I Don't Need

The first in an ongoing series
  1. Food reviews that include the word "yummy"
  2. TVs that automatically get darker when you turn the lights out
  3. News headlines in the form of questions
  4. Wacky porn
  5. Bluetooth connection troubles
  6. Someone to "keep me on my toes"
  7. Unplanned Face Time calls
  8. The word "frankly"
  9. Photos of someone holding a sneaker to their ear like a phone
  10. Fishing the pierced-yet-unused Nespresso pod out of the dungeon of otherwise spent casings