Misconceptions I Had as a Child

  1. Whenever people moved it meant they swapped homes with the new owner
  2. When TV Guide described a show as containing "adult themes" it meant it featured dirty songs
  3. Ice cream is made by freezing milk
  4. That naked girl in the dirty magazine is severely injured
  5. My mother was a certified meteorologist
  6. A swastika is simply a cool design that would be fine to write next to your name on a math test.
  7. The Easter bunny gives everyone A-Team pajamas
  8. Banging rocks together and collecting their dust is an honest day's work
  9. In 'Three's Company,' Jack Tripper was just a zany guy around Mr. Roper
  10. Vaginas are top-loading