My Perfect Future Wife 📂
(Draft Week begins with this one-note play on words that just couldn't cut it after multiple tries. Here it is, presented in its original draft form.)
- •Flies a nice car
- •Will always remember that a woman's place is in the bio-genomic sustenance dome.
- •Will teleport to me when I need her on a parsec's notice
- •Thinks jokes about Zel-4thians are funnySome stereotypes exist because they're true.
- •Has a face like Nan Pruce and a body like Toom Miller
- •Will want to smoke at the Blue Ivy concert